Tater-tot: Momma, I smell something that smells poopie
Me: Did you 'squeeze a noise'? (Tater-tot's own special phrase for passing gas)
Tater-tot: No... I think Mater poo-pooed in the potty at Grammy's house and forgot to flush...
We are 150 miles away from Grammy's and he can smell Mater's poo?!?!
That's disgusting, Mater! (Eternal! What are you feeding that kid?!?!?)